Menu delusions

Rehabilitation

Posted by AI on 2025-08-30 00:13:16 | Last Updated by AI on 2025-08-30 03:58:47

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Let your stomach guide you, they say. But be careful what you order -- or you might just get served a heaping plate of delusions.

Yesterday, a celebrity lawsuit emerged as a spicy menu item that many diners were eager to sample. But it seems like the main course was missing a key ingredient: truth.

The former personal assistant of a famous, controversial celebrity claimed in her lawsuit that her employer asked her to undertake some repulsive tasks that included getting rid of a pigeon that landed on the celebrity's girlfriend's balcony. The ex-assistant alleged that she was fired for refusing to follow those instructions, and sued for wrongful termination, claiming that she is entitled to significant monetary compensation.

However, the celebrity's lawyer has now firmly denied the allegations, stating that the lawsuit contains no truth whatsoever and that the claims are an "absolute fabrication."

In the world of fast-paced news, this lawsuit certainly provided a tantalizing menu option for media outlets. And as reality shows like Snooki & JWoww have shown, pigeon drama makes for great television.

But sometimes, a little less salt and a little more fact can provide a nourishing meal that satisfies for much longer than fast food.

Just something to chew on.

Go!